An Open Letter to All My Facebook FRIENDS:

Sit Down & Pull Up a Chair… :-)

First off, know that I very, very seldom even log onto my Facebook account. When I do, I find a whole lot of catching up is in order due to my long absense there. Sometimes I tend to go wild responding to other peoples’ messages, making comments all over the place, etc. for however long it takes until I feel satisfied I haven’t ignored anybody and feel secure in the knowledge that I’ve fulfilled my social obligations through participation there.

Then, as often happens, 2-3 months go by before I even think about logging in to my Facebook account again…and the whole process begins anew.

I got to thinking that some people may be put off by what they may perceive to be erratic behavior on my part, so I wanted to try and express my intentions in order to clear up any misunderstandings in the event I’ve offended anybody by my actions (unintentionally, of course).

Please don’t take offense when I pop in all of a sudden after weeks and months of being absent on Facebook and then immediately begin trying to get caught up with all my friends’ goings-on, newly posted photo albums, latest gossip, etc.

My intentions when I communicate with any of you are sincere, I assure you. If I don’t feel it deeply in my heart I won’t bother to share it. I’ll keep it to myself from now on if I start to put people off with the way I deal with the whole Facebook B.S. that’s out there.

Just an FYI here is in order:

I’m NOT into playing games such as Farmville or whatever else is accessible here. I don’t look down on those who do, but one of the primary reasons I am not a presence on Facebook on a regular basis is I get so damn tired of all those requests to help out so and so by providing some item or performing some action on my part that has to do with some game this person is involved in. I see tons and tons of these type posts and I’m here to tell ya…it really pisses me off to see my screen absolutely overrun with this garbage every time I log on to Facebook.

To Summarize:

Hopefully, you’ll have a better understanding of where I’m coming from when I do make posts on Facebook. Look, I’ll soon turn 62 years old (October 4th) and in my mind life is too short to be “playing games.” But hey, ya’ll feel free to do as you please.

I’m not trying to be judgmental or to pontificate to you what’s right or what’s wrong with your behavior or mental state (I ain’t no shrink). All I’m trying to do is share some of my thoughts without coming off as a know-it-all or someone with a chip on their shoulder or an axe to grind.

It is not my intention to offend anybody. I just felt a need to clarify things on my end.

Have a Blessed day everyone, and thanks for taking the time to read this.

-Bill Beil

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What Your Facial Hair Really Says About You

Your facial hair (or lack thereof) can say a lot about you, but sometimes there’s a difference between what you think you’re saying with it, and what it’s actually telling people.


(Editor’s Note: This entire post was swiped from www.holytaco.com without their expressed permission…and that’s the whole truth. So sue me.)


The Full Beard
What You Think It Says About You: I have written, or am currently writing three to four novels and or screenplays.  I think deeply about things, and sometimes I’ll just sit and read, because I like reading.  Yeah, that’s something I do.  Is your unkempt hipster vagina moist yet?  Plus, despite what my emo-swoop haircut may suggest, I’m comfortable with my masculinity.
What It Really Says About You: a)I never got laid in high school, and used to get the shit kicked out of me, then suddenly realized that if I grew a beard, it hid my nerdy face, b)I’ve gotten so much poontang in my life that I’m literally TIRED of banging chicks.  Now in an effort to see how ridiculous I can make myself and still get laid, I’m growing this. or c)Don’t open a package I might send to you, and stay the F off my lawn.
Good For: Lumberjacks, the Unemployed/Homeless, Pyschos, Hipsters
Sentence Heard From This Person: “You should listen to this NPR podcast I downloaded.”


Who Sports It:

The Goatee
What You Think It Says About You: I’m a little bit straight-laced, and a little bit wild. I can get down to business, but I can also party hard, too.  Whatever you want, I’m up for it.
What It Really Says About You: I can tell you who is going to go far in the NHL playoffs, and most likely, if I have sex with you, I’ll leave my socks on.  Also, I really want you to look at my mouth, so I circled it in hair.
Good For: Noah the Intern, Youth Group Ministers, Bikers
Sentence Heard From This Person: “Oh man, that shitter is going to remember me.”


Who Sports It:


Mutton Chops
What You Think It Says About You: I’m some kind of artist who makes art that’s creative, but also a little bit rebelious.
What It Really Says About You: Ask me about my rebelious, creative art!
Good For: Rock Stars, People with Adamantium Skeletons, Civil War Generals
Sentences Heard From This Person: “The best I can do is just express myself, and hope that it connects with someone, somewhere, and they feel what I feel.  Pain.”


Who Sports It:


Manicured Scruff
What You Think It Says About You: I’m a relaxed guy who definitely cares about keeping up my appearance, but I’m also relaxed…like I said before.  You remember when I said I was relaxed, right? Because I did say that.
What It Really Says About You: Right now, this is the only thing I have in common with Jason Statham, but I’m working on that.
Good For: Construction Workers, Garbagemen, Homeless Guys Who Found a Razor in the Trash Yesterday
Sentences Heard From This Person: “We’re sittin’ there, and the client doesn’t know WHAT the f*&k is going on, and all I can think about is, that new chick from accounting has some tits I’d love to smush my face in, you know what I’m saying?”

Who Sports It:


Clean Shaven
What You Think It Says About You: I care about my appearance, and I paid a lot of money for one of those five-blade razors, so I’m gonna get my money’s worth.
What It Really Says About You: I am afraid to experiment with facial hair, because I have no idea what would happen.  It might grow in all patchy and I’ll look like the neighbor from The Burbs or something.  It’s better to just avoid it altogether.
Good For: Children, Women, The Terminally Ill
Sentence Heard From This Person: “I’d love to get coffee with you, I just have to finish some work.  Shall we say Coffee Bean at 8:30?  Tentatively?”


Who Sports It:


The Soul Patch

What You Think It Says About You: I’m hip with the youngsters of today. I understand their television programs, and their music, and their youtubes.  I sent a text message yesterday, too.  That’s how hip I am!
What It Really Says About You: I’m playing in a 1998 high school baseball game tomorrow.
Good For: Ska Band Trombone Players, Beatknick Poets, Evil Alter-Egos
Sentence Heard From This Person: I just got a hold of this new Rob Thomas album, have you heard this guy?  Great rythym.”

Who Sports It:



The Chin Strap
What You Think It Says About You: I have the masculinity for a beard, but I’m also concerned about my appearance, and I take the time to make myself look good and manly.  Plus, nobody else in my boy band has a beard like this.
What It Really Says About You: The name’s Bag. Douche Bag.
Good For: Boy Band Members, White kids who somehow think black kids wear this facial hair, Asian Bad Guys
Sentence Heard From This Person: “You know, it’s all ’bout music, you know, I’m just, you know, tryin’ to feel what’s inside me and express that shit, you know.”

Who Sports It:

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FUCK(ING) AUSTRIA!

Fucking, Austria town sign

Actual town sign in Fucking, Austria

Actually pronounced “fooking,” Fucking, Austria is a very real place. A 32-house village located near Salzburg on the German border, the little village of Fucking is named after the man named Focko who founded the village in the 6th century. The “ing” is an old Germanic suffix indicating the people of the root word to which it is attached. So, Fucking translates to the place of Focko’s people. The village has a population of 107.

If you go to Fucking, Austria, don’t even think about stealing the sign.

The locals are very tired and sensitive to the constant stealing of signs for their oddly named village. While some visitors find it hilarious, the residents of Fucking fail to see the funny side. A local police officer is on record stating, “We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed…Fucking is simply Fucking to us.” In an effort to curb the problem, local officials have installed cameras to catch thieves in the act.

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History Channel – 2012 and Earth Changes (Part 1 of 3)

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History Channel – 2012 and Earth Changes (Part 2 of 3)

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History Channel – 2012 and Earth Changes (Part 3 of 3)

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Remote Controlled Mastery

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Memos From God’s Desk

God is really busy, so sometimes he doesn’t always have time to deal with problems directly. When that happens, just like your boss, he sends a memo.

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What Were You Thinking? (Part 1)

Dateline MSNBC recently aired a very interesting special about how easily most people can be manipulated and controlled. The program details how the use of individual psychological triggers can highly influence our thoughts and actions. The media uses these ploys all the time. It helps to be aware of them, lest you become unknowingly manipulated into believing or buying something based on a “herd mentality.”

The program aptly illustrates the hidden powers of persuasion that can be downright dangerous in the wrong hands.

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What Were You Thinking? (Part 2)

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