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Lyrics by Bill Dyszel
(to the tune “The Caissons Go Rolling Along”

Soon our troops, every man,
Will get to Afghanistan,
Then we’ll turn right around
And come back.
If we try not to blink,
We might see the Taliban,
Which we wont have,
The time to attack.
When they ship your ass
To the Khyber pass,
You’ll see!
It isn’t Bali Hai!
It’s a stinkin ‘hole
Nobody controls,
So of course,
They’ll send in the G.I.s

This is an actual clip of a so-called “interview” that CNN attempted to conduct with “The Dice Man” four years ago.

WARNING: Contains very explicit adult language – not appropriate for minors. You’ve been forewarned!

Here’s what “Weird Al” Yankovic thinks of Billy Ray Cyrus’s “Achy, Breaky Heart” song…

This is pretty funny. Makes you wonder, though, why the guy never caught on…